Izimfashini zale ntsha ...

Ngesinye isikhathi nginenkinga yokuqonda imiphumela yokushintshashintsha kwemvelo, 0.0001784 × 10 + 6 Impunga ethempelini lami langakwesokudla ingenza ngikhohlwe ukuthi iminyaka isidlulile, hhayi ize! Futhi lokho kwelashwa kwezingane zami ukungikitaza njalo ngemizuzu engu-3.0875, ukumangala kwabo lapho bengitshela don g! kanye nokunciphisa uthando ngunina ngokungigcina njengeminyaka engu-13 edlule Ku-ADO.net engaphezu kwe-ADO.net.

Lapho ngibona umfana ehamba emgwaqweni, egqoke amabhulukwe akhe phansi kwamathole akhe, izigqoko zakhe zangaphandle kanye ne-scorpion ebhalwe phansi emqaleni, nginomuzwa wokufuna ukusho ukuthi "hello earthlings”. Ukwelashwa kukamama kuyasebenza, uyangikhumbuza ukuthi besingapheli njalo ku-35, ngesikhathi sami ngiyakhumbula ngibe yikhanda likanina omncane owayegqoka umkhuba emazwini akhe ngaphambi kobuhlanya bokungena esikoleni esiphakeme. 

Ngikhumbula ukuthi ngisebenzise (ngaphambi komsila wehhashii-pointy punk kusukela ebunzini kuya ku ukuphetha, isikhathi eside ngama-wicks ku i-ortho phansi, amathempeli abekwe ngommese we-1 nemigqa emibili ye-0 ohlangothini ngalunye; lokhu kwakunjalo kule minyaka Def Leppard Ngacula nge-duodenum Uthando Lothando, noma nini UBon Jovi waphuma i-albhamu E-New Jersey e Iron Maiden indodana yesikhombisa yendodana yesikhombisa.

Ah, yiziphi izikhathi lezo, okwakungenandaba nathi lokho Milli Vanilli kwakuyi-farce, esasiphatha kabi ngaphezu kwalokho UBon Jovi wayinquma izinwele zakhe njengomntwana; yenza i-pirouettes ye MC Hammer Kwakuyinto yobuciko, amantombazane asikhonzela lokhu emphakathini futhi ayasizonda ezindlini zokugeza; Metallic kuze kube sekugcineni, U2 kulabo abakhethiwe, Izibhamu n 'Roses nganoma yikuphi othokoza ngenjabulo, Ubuthi kulabo abangenalo ukunambitheka ... lokho kwakungukuphila!

Sasebenzisa ibhulukwe lamathambo (Angifuni njengamanje) zaziboshwe ekuphakameni kwe-ankle njengebhulukwe I-tin-tin, kuyilapho iziketi ezibomvu zazivele zisuka ku-13 emathangeni kuya kwelinye ekhanda njengezinhluzane Niki Cruz. Futhi ukuhamba kwethu bekungathi kunikeza imizwa emincane, ngikuqaphele lapho ngenkathi yemashi kazwelonke umfundisi engibizela ngaphambili futhi engiphoqa ukuba ngihambe ngokujwayelekile ... ungahambi!, hamba flat! Kwakungenakwenzeka, bekusegazini lami.

… Kubukeka ngathi izolo. Kulungile kwabanye kwabayizolo.

Manje kunzima ngathi ukuthi siyiqonde lezi zidalwa ukuthi uma zingabeki ziyisebenzise njenge I-Goku, uma bengazigqoke izibhulu ezivulekile kumathole, bawagqoka esikhwameni ekhombisa incwadi Y (futhi zingamaduna), nge-strip 7.62 ububanzi, izibhakede ezingahle zihlukaniswe njengemimese nesimo i-spline ukuthi uma behamba imbongolo ubona njengabo cube lombhoxo.

Ukuziqonda kwabo akulula kangako, ngolunye usuku sasixoxa ngale ndaba nomngani, sasizokuyeka ukuba njalo ngenxa yayo. Omunye ungithumelele isithombe esichaza izizathu ezingaba khona zokumelana nalezi zimfashini:

• Ukuzethemba okuphansi ngenxa yokungondleki okungapheli
• Amakhono we-intrinsic acrobatic
• Icala elibuhlungu le-Siamese
• Izintandokazi zobulili ngaphakathi kwekamelo
• ... noma ukuthi ilanga lisikhanyisa manje.